Smile of the Day

[ika]

Morning,  
to my babies,all my fans & live feeders

 


Some of you may remember this from my season

to those who don’t

I promise you that you will

become a fan of this

thread all season..






Its back!!! 







Smile of the Day

[ika]

Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall.  

She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked. 

In the store she went.  

"Excuse me,"  

she said to the sales lady behind the counter,  

"Will a small deposit hold that bracelet  

until my husband does  

something unforgivable?" 

Happy Fathers Day... kisses 

Thanks by Sexy

[candice]

[ika]

    
Lemme put you all up in my face  lol


A man called home to his wife and said:
"Darling ,
I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada
with my boss & several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me
to get that promotion I've been wanting,
so could you please pack enough clothes for a week
and set out my rod and fishing box,
we're leaving from the office
&
I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
Oh!
Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."


The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy
but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.


The following weekend he came home
a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home
and asked if he caught many fish?
He said:
'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills,
and a few swordfishes.

But Dear Wife,
Why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas
like I asked you to Do?"


The wife replied:

SPOILER: Click to show

"I did, dear.

Your new blue silk pajamas are in your fishing box!"

Thanks by Sexy

[Mike Dutz]

That was a good one. I liked that one

[nick]

[casey]

Ika, you're like, really pretty.

SPOILER: Click to show

[Mike Dutz]

I haven't smiled yet today Ika.

[candice]

is it because you're no longer in the same house as your one true love

[candice]

ika get this man a love story!!!

[ika]

KISSES!!!!!!!





Will and his two friends are talking at work.  

His first friend says: 

"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.  

The other day I came home and found 

wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."   

His second friend says: 

"I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber  

The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."   

Will says:  

"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."   

Both his friends look at him 

with utter disbelief.   

"No I'm serious.

SPOILER: Click to show

The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

THANKS BY SEXY

[ika]

Jun 23, 2015 14:15:35 GMT -5 Mike Dutz said:

I haven't smiled yet today Ika.

Oh Mike.!!!!
Smile for me baby

[ika]

Jun 22, 2015 11:51:57 GMT -5 nick said:

I must say...... I just love this 

Nick for this you get a kiss 

[Sofia Valentine-Dutz]

Jun 23, 2015 18:23:46 GMT -5 candice said:

is it because you're no longer in the same house as your one true love

Distance makes the heart grow fonder!

[Mike Dutz]

**smile**