Welcome!

[heather]

My prayers have been answered. Godney is real!!!

[Shir]

It's not Godney you should thank. It's Gangsta God.

[Godney]

It's godney bitch

[Shir]

[heather]

It's like Hanukah came early this year I swear. And I'm not even Jewish! I keep getting presents delivered to jury every day. Those boys spoil me! Seriously though Brian, welcome! Sit down, have a glass of wine. Mike is grilling steaks and Memphis made a pie for later. He made it with Rachelle's blueberries! Relax and let the peace of being out and not having to worry about the game anymore wash over you. It's actually really freeing I promise. Make yourself at home buddy.

[Brian]

Well, after Boog won HOH, the worst case scenario pretty much happened with Zach winning POV. Nick and I had been planning on evicting him, and I'd been trying to get the right time to get Zach out for a while, but it just never came up. And hopefully you're not too mad at me for voting you out instead of Nick, Heather. It's just that well, Nick and I had a F2 almost all game and we didn't, so...yeah.

[heather]

Nick made Final Twos with all of you lmao. I love it. I bet you all thought that yours with him was his true and real F2 though right? Jesus Christ lmao. What's the count now: Brian, Candice, Neda, Zach? It's like the Bachelor who will he choose?

[Brian]

I find it funny you think I didn't know Nick and Zach made F2s with tons of people, it's hilarious. Almost as hilarious as that you're giving me a hard time on it and got mad at me for evicting you when you never offered me one yourself.

[pyramidhead]

Brian, I absolutely adored watching you play. I really thought the influence you had on other houseguests was amazing. It was like almost watching Dr. Will Kirby in an ORG. You orchestrated so many moves even if jurors feel another way about you, housecalls knows who was the true mastermind. You've finally been slain, you would have totally swayed those jury votes at the end with your speech, portraying how much of a mastermind you were. Amazing game, I'm in tears knowing you're in the jury now. We were robbed of an amazing winner.

[Rachelle Diamond]

Heyo Brian Don't eat the blueberry pie, I poisoned that shit

[Brian]

That sounds like a lot of unnecessary effort you're putting in and emotional stress you're going through, Pyramid. Just collect your thoughts and feel better knowing it probably would've amounted to me only needing a half decent speech while Matt shoots himself in the foot. It'll calm your poor, broken heart.

[pyramidhead]

Rude. I'm seriously crying and this is how you treat me?

[Brian]

You're crying? Imagine how upset I feel at knowing that you never even read any of my DRs to begin with. I'm hurt. Truly, I am.

[Brian]

Oh, and since I forgot to say it properly before: Hi Memphis, Mike, Rachelle, Hayley, Keith, Candice, and Heather (again)!

[Mike Dutz]

I don't want to say hi to you.