Zingers

[Shir]

Post in here if you have any witty ideas

[David Lane]

Some are lame, but I think others a pretty funny

Drew…you were MVP four times, who knew it stood for…Most Valuable Prejuror…ziiiiing.

Nick…his pasty skin makes me think he should spend more time outside. Maybe he should go to the garden to do some...pl.anting...ziiiing.

Heather…hmmm, she's looking a little pasty too. Maybe this time Nicole will let her…out of her shadow…ziiiing.

Candice…if a candy bar costs $1.00, how many can this person buy with….Skye’s friendship…ziiiing.

Ika...Rachelle’s mom called. She’d like…her daughter’s $500,000 back…ziiiiing.

Rachelle…I heard this person's really good at hiding things. Police haven’t been able to locate…the knife from Shilpa’s back…ziiiiing.

Brian…who needs money when thid person has good friends and public adoration? Good luck at the money i guess….ziiiing.

[Shir]

my favourite was the ika one <3

[Kat]

Those were good. I loved the Drew one

[David Lane]

I came up with a few more. My favs are the Hayley and Sofia ones...

Hayley…third place isn’t bad at all! After-all, it’s better than she did on…all the competitions on her season!…ziiiiing.

Luisa…it must feel great to leave the house adored by fans and hailed as a great player. Maybe someone else can tell you about it…ziiiiing.

Keith…it’s great having the mastermind, physical player back in the house. And could this person please step to the side while I talk to Heaven? Ziiiiing.

Zach…I’m having trouble remembering him. Season 7 was it? The one with Sofia and that nice Brian fellow? Ziiiiiiing.

Sofia…this person sure did enjoy reading stories to their fellow houseguests in season 7. Perhaps this time she can try writing some...nonfiction…..ziiiiing.

[Kat]

You are so good at these <3 David Lane is our ZING MASTER

[kevin]

Haha love them, my fave is Drew's lol

[krystal]

I loved Heathers. lmaoo what a burn

[David Lane]

I came up with a few others, including a new one for Rachelle, but it could be used for someone like Ash too.

Boog…she revolutionized the use of potato as an insult. Hopefully since last season she's learned to not be a…hesi-tater…ziiing. (this one is lame lol)
Casey…I heard you had your pick of admirers at the end of last season. What decision did someone else end up making for you? Ziiing
Matt…all your fans protested for your return. How nice of Kat and Shir to not ignore…your parents…ziiing.
Memphis Garrett…I remember watching your season; the great strategy and witty DRs. If only Lane was here...ziiiing.
Mike…have you looked into buying a new car…since…Sam’s coattails aren’t available to ride? Ziiiing
Neda…you look really pretty in your cast picture! Did Zach pick out your outfit? Ziiiiing.
Rachelle…winning a lot of competitions is nice and all, but I also enjoy…having a soul…ziiiiing.
Nicole…I really enjoyed watching some of her diary rooms. Then I realized I was more focused on…the paint drying…ziiiiing

I saw your post about not including zing so people wouldn't immediately catch on, but I think it makes the harsh ones sound less mean lol

[Shir]

um, the boog one isnt lame.
its perfect actually.

you're right david. i realized it as i was reading the harsher ones!

[David Lane]

Brittany….you truly were a bright light in a season with no shortage of shade. If only your gameplay…had been bright…ziiing.

Christine…I tried to think up a zing for you, but I’m not sure anything could sting more than…being sent home solely because of Dan’s vote…ziiing.

Danielle…they say blondes have more fun. Who knew they also had more…game…ziiiiing.

Ryan…brains, beauty, and brawn; you hadt it all. Now if only you had a…social game...ziiiiing

I feel like, besides the Danielle zing, these ones aren't as good as the other zings, but I couldn't think of any better ones.

[Kat]

I've been trying I think of how we can do this without people printscreening the zings. I wish there was a thing that only plays once

[Colby]

Someone with a good zing voice vocaroo it?

[Kat]

Jun 23, 2015 7:53:35 GMT -5 Colby said:

Someone with a good zing voice vocaroo it?

We could use the computer voice which would be hilar. I could use that morfo app and play the computer voice doing the zings and shit. Imma test it out rn

What was your idea using the zings Shir?

[Kat]

Ew my computer is loud but here is an example. Only sucky thing is that the zing isn't longer lol