Firing shots & throwing daggers at all the ppl who evicted..

[ika]

Legs for days... Killing bitches!!!!




One evening a husband and wife were in bed.
The husband was reading a book,
and the wife was watching TV.
The husband reaches over and puts his hand in his
wife's panties then withdraws his hand.
The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps
her husband was in the mood for a little love.
A short time later the husband again reaches into his
wife's panties then withdraws his hand.
Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is in the mood.
"She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time
and then she will know forsure.
The husband repeats the same move again.
She leaves the bed, removes her clothes,
and returns ready for sex.
Her husband, still reading his book, is surprised when she says,

"Dear, I’m all ready!"
The husband asks, "For what?
"She says, "Well, for sex, dear!
You've fingered me three times in the last 5 minutes,
and now I'm ready!"

The husband replies,

SPOILER: Click to show

"Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages of my book.

Thanks by sexy

[ika]

Hey Boys


A man goes to a Japan on business
and hires a prostitute for the night.
He doesn't speak any Japanese and she
barely speaks any English.
While they are going at it she yells out,
"Gama Su! Gama Su!"
Knowing that she has been satisfied he goes to bed.

The next day he plays golf and
one of his associates gets a hole in one.
Everyone goes crazy, so to enjoy in the excitement he yells,
"Gama Su! Gama Su!"

Everybody goes silent and one of his Japanese associates says,

SPOILER: Click to show

"What do you mean wrong hole?"

Thanks by Sexy.....

[Kat]

You naughty diva

[ika]

Sept 9, 2015 4:15:24 GMT -5 Kat said:

You naughty diva

Who me........