Rancey Pants

[Zach]

Welcome to MY LAIR!!!!!! Ya you come on in.

So I am not expecting to do amazing but sometimes I surprise myself. I am preparing myself to CRY if I am evicted early, after spending my time making cute graphics instead of like.. idk talking to people? I don't like meeting people. But I like new friends. Do you see my problem

Anyways, I won't be doing a cast run down just yet. I just wanted to get my Confessional going. I am going to try and be super active in here but I tend to post less when I'm stressed and more when I'm safe. I kind of miss my Dixie persona so I might dedicate a separate thread where I babble like an idiot. (I don't mean like this, I mean babble like an incoherent idiot in all capital letters) I'll save that for when I am mad at someone in the game.

So a cast analysis will come but for now here are two deals I already made.


Nick and I have formed a final two and I am very excited about this. Our name is Brainstorm because I mistook that as Nick saying that should be our name and well IT ALL STARTED FROM THERE! He is a super strategic player and that is a huge asset to me as I play this game. I think it will be a lot of fun to work with him. We talk a lot on Skype so I expect us to strategize there.


The BICEP BROS~~ They bi for eachother long time. Memphis has been my friend for ages but we never really have been able to make the final two together except for one floppy game that did not really count and we were sort of on opposite sides in it...YEARS AGO! He is more of my emotional final two in that he is not as aggressive as Nick is in making stuff happen. But anyways I love him and he is hilarious.

It's TOUGH! I mean I am already doing what I didn't in my first season by making more than one final two. More to come? But for reals these are the two I'm genuine about. The good thing is there are 27 people so I seriously doubt I'm going to HAVE to choose between them. If one gets evicted the other is my go to guy. But if they are ever nominated TOGETHER I'm going to kill myself.

That is all for now! I don't want to talk to people you can not make me

[Zach]

hartattackbb
hey
8:29 PMZach Rance
hiiiii
8:29 PMZach Rance
awkward :X

[Zach]

I apologize if I'm quiet in this I am scared I will be heard LMAO. This is my first "video" I've done so I hope to get better and quicker kthxbai

[Zach]

Could he be LESS interested?

Snippets from Ash


11:41 PMJohn Wilson
hey zach, how are you buddy?

11:43 PMJohn Wilson
same

11:43 PMJohn Wilson
so many people though

11:44 PMJohn Wilson
no worries its all good

11:44 PMJohn Wilson
who were you in sausage?

11:45 PMJohn Wilson
oh cool, you did pretty well haha

[Zach]

From earlier because it made me laugh:

Ika Wong
i wonder if each row of the memory wall will be in the house together
Jun 19, 2015 6:31 PMZach Rance
I think its just alphabetical hahah


I don't think it takes much for Ika to trust someone. Even though our conversations are seriously lacking I think she has not messaged a shit ton of people yet so we should be good. I hope she trusts me long term! We have yet to actually talk game but when the time comes I expect that to go easy?

I just need to take her to Dennys

[Zach]

Boog and I propose you replace Russell with Jeff <3

[Zach]

BOOT LIST

Keith

[Zach]

Shir 8:48
If u sprinkle when you tinkle. Please be sweet and wipe the seat.

[Zach]

I feel like I'm learning how bad I am to talk to. All my conversations are dying.  I AM THE PROBLEM! Either that or people are getting bored as fuck from all the small talk. People keep saying the same things about that. So hopefully it's that and not me oh GOD! I can't fake this anymore. I am drained. DRAINED FROM IT.


So I also don't feel like typing a DR cuz I'm nervous. But here is a basic grouping of how I feel SO FAR. No particular order.


Feel GOOD
Memphis
Nick
Heather
Candice
Heaven
Shilpa
Sofia
Neda
Drew
Nicole

Feel Decent
Ika
Hayley
Boog
Matt
Brittany
Danielle
Chris (?)

Feel Nothing
Rachelle (?)
Christine
Brian
Mike

Feel Bad
Ryan (who)
Casey
Luisa (who)
Ash
Keith

[Zach]

Keith told Heather he is probably using his Keith points to nominate.  I KNEW IT. I knew he'd jump at the opportunity to give me negative Keith points. I need him gone. I hate that any1 can win this hoh esdfkdessegkjsglsgsgjsgkdsgndgldegkdegjdgjdgldgnkgejgkg

[Zach]

I see no difference

[Zach]

Throwback Sunday

Estelle: Dixie, why are you in here all alone

Dixie: Go way Stell I dont need this

Estelle: Dixie you are fat

Dixie: Stop bullying me Stell I am a big girl and will not cry

Estelle: But surprise?

Dixie: No surprises Fergie told me I am a big girl and I will not let you bully me. This is most mean of you. Go away

Estelle: I will just leave you here in this room, good luck getting out of it

---Estelle exits----

Dixie: You see what I mean Clarice? I can be the bigger person

Clarice: You are bigger Dixie

Dixie: ..I am really all alone

[Colby]

I read this yesterday alol

[Zach]

Adam Mong
and i am talking to keith
10:00 PMAdam Mong
and he apparently doest care about the game

BYE

DR LATER. Thank GOD I'm not in HOUSE 2 it's unGODLY

[Zach]

I think I made the final 24? Unless Nicole is absolutely EVIL! I would assume I am her closest ally in this house but that could be a silly assumption? She told Rachelle that she was safe and Ika has been speaking her since the first day. Right now Nicole is thinking Casey and Chris for nominations. Fine by me! There are a lot of season 9 people in this house. I feel if those were the nominees Chris would go. Between Casey and Chris, it's hard to say what I'd want. If I had to pick probably Casey. If I could pick from anyone in the house, when I first saw it, it would be Rachelle. She could be a long term threat in competitions.

Overall my house is almost tooooo good. I have great relationships with Nick, Nicole, Candice, and Shilpa. Ika was happy we were together. I don't think Chris would have came for me. Casey probably wouldn't nominate me if he could choose from a lot of people...but with this small group? Totally could.

House 2 is an absolute nightmare. I would hate to be with almost every single person in it. I'd be freaking the fuck out if I was there. I'd feel good with Sofia and Heaven, but to be in that house long term...yikes. I think at maybe final 18, after three rounds, we will go to two houses. Mike is so fucked lolol. I hope Keith goes TBH. He didn't do HOH. He doesn't care to be here. Go home! Also Nick told me Ash was debating pushing the button because he hasn't spoken to many in his house. Nearly every person I spoke to felt that Ash was absolute wallpaper. And tacky looking wallpaper to boot get a haircut.

I can not f*cking believe Brian won HoH. WHAT? I AM EMBARRASSED HIS TRACK RECORD IS BETTER THAN MINE SO FAR. Off the bat I was worried about Memphis and Heather. Memphis should be good though because I expect Brian to be close to Brittany who would keep Memphis safe. Brian told Memphis they are the only guys so...he is probably good. I expect Neda to be in some trouble so I hope she can hang in there and use the season 6 thing as a way to bond. I also like Danielle and I hope she can hang in there too. And Boog? This house would have been good for me without a Brian HoH lol. I kind of hope Christine goes ngl.

Maybe I'll do a video later but I just wanted to post SOMETHING!!

Hopefully Nicole sticks to what she said and does Casey and Chris. She told Nick the same two people.