Sofia's Sanatorium

[Sofia Valentine-Dutz]

SLAYFIA IS BACK BITCHES!

And let me tell you.. it's sure something being here again! Being a past winner gives me a huge target on my back but you know this girl doesn't care! I work under pressure! I like FEELING like all eyes are on me! Haters are my motivators and that's something I live by! I look at the cast and I see friends and enemies and people in between. There will be new friends and new enemies in that group of unknowns and I'm fucking ready to face them no matter how the game falls. You will NOT see Sofia Valentine buckle under the pressure! I am here to win and I am here to make waves and be the winner again!

Before we get to the boring shit of how things are going down, I want to say that my targets are going to be Brian and Mike until they get the hell OUT of here. Is it personal for me to do this? Yeah but idgaf ! Brian will NEVER be an ally of mine and I will not rest until he is gone from the game! Brittany told me he's AFRAID to talk to me! GROW A PAIR! Are you even a man?

If it's ANY indication of how he handled his ONLY week as Head of Household it's that he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. He's a deer in headlights! He can't handle the pressure! Him being HOH was like giving a toddler a loaded gun! The turd can't handle the responsibility and for the LOVE OF GOD I hope we never have to see him in power again.. especially if I have to be in a position where he has power over me! I'll jump into traffic!

Mike oh Mike.. my fiance.. my future husband.. I love him so much I could punch him the face. Mike is as pathetic as pathetic gets okay? He's starved for MY attention with his shitty signature updates and he's lost in a land that reality forgot. BUT he might have brains after all so I'll give him SOME credit. Him getting the hell out of dodge when I won HOH and he was in my house was an INTELLIGENT decision. But that's okay cause you know what? I love it.. I love the chase! It's a sick game of cat and mouse. I'm the feline and Mike's the rodent! This game isn't big enough for the two of us and sooner or later he's going to become delicious cat knip. Mike can run but he can't hide.

[Sofia Valentine-Dutz]

My house is the boring house and all of them have their own motives! After I won HOH I stayed on to let them all come to me! Ash talked to me for HOURS which is hilarious since others say he doesn't talk AT ALL! Ash has some bitter feelings about his season and he kept trying to get me to consider putting Drew's ass up. Drew is someone I am keeping an EYE on! I thought about putting him up the very second he mentioned Heaven being good at challs and being a threat. Sorry doll but that's an ally of mine and you're saying the wrong damn thing. Drew and I did cut a deal and I cut a deal with Matt too that if I didn't nominate them then they wouldn't nominate me either if they won.

Heaven is my main bae in the house and Ryan is a tag along lolol. I LIKE Ryan and he is fun to talk to but I hate the idea of being a 3rd wheel with them both. I am for aligning with them though lol. They both mentioned to me separately about making a deal but it isn't made yet. It will happen soon! Sooner or later I want Ryan to go cause if he goes then I will have Heaven to myself. Until then I am HERE for the slaying of challs with those two.

Other ones in the house are the two I nominated. Keith is fucking annoying with the points thing. It AMAZES me how hard people try to be funny with silly shit like that. APPARENTLY he's using the points system for nominations if he wins LOLOL... KEYWORD: IF he wins. I like Luisa but she does jack all. We had a good chat AFTER her ass went up. If she had come around at all that day or was on the night before I would have kept her safe over Ash!

Ryan winning Veto is FINE lol. I'm mad I was close and lost but noms weren't going to change with him winning. The part that pisses me off  is that Luisa is going to go when I want Keith to. I KNOW Keith has allies and some of them are people I don't want here! I got eyes and ears in the house and they've been telling me that Keith could be bad news. BUT nobody wants to look ahead to that and they want to boot Luisa. Idgaf if Luisa goes cause it's not like she's trying hard but it annoys me that my week seems like a waste. HOPEFULLY I'll have more wins in my future to create some carnage!

I would like to say I have an unwarranted hate for Christine too  ! Almost EVERYONE has made an effort to talk to me but this bitch is in the chat talking up a damn storm and has yet to talk to me. I haven't talked to her either but it bugs the hell out of me knowing that someone could be doing it on purpose? It's okay cause I didn't want to talk to someone who made the stank choice of picking Christine to be. I wanted to let her KNOW I knew we hadn't talked and asked everyone in the group chat who christine.brecht was.

ON A MORE POSITIVE NOTE: I LOVE Rachelle! This GIRL is my life besides Heaven! We get along famously and I know we are going to work shit later. If Heaven and Ryan end up being inseparable then Rachelle is going to be the one I work with! She was telling me last night that Mike wants me gone more than anything FIRST and then he can be voted out after. He only wants to beat me LOL. That's my fiance y'all.. making everything about me and putting me first! Isn't he the greatest man alive? GOD LOVE HIM!

[Sofia Valentine-Dutz]

Are you JOKING!? Y U SO SCARED MIKE?  ! This guy is the definition of a damn coward! Yeah he made the right choice switching but he looks shaken af! Am I REALLY that bad lolol? Do I make people want to piss themselves that they can't talk to me? Mike and Brian refuse to face me cause they know I don't have a problem holding back how I really feel. Mike see's me and the first thing he does is shove his tail between his legs and runs away. Brian won't message me cause he knows I'll chew him up and spit him out if he comes at me wrong. I would respect if either of them had the balls to message me and talk to me but all they do is run and hide like little fucking boys! I thought we signed up to play Big Brother and not hide and seek? Doesn't matter to me cause I'll win IN BOTH against them!

Z winning HOH is fantastic! He said he was going to keep me safe and Rachelle said he was going to keep her safe. I told Zach to tell Mike that he was thinking of putting my ass up as a backdoor so he'd stay. It looked like it was going to work but you know Mike.. scared of his own damn shadow.. anything will spook him and send him running. He's no man in my eyes. I will keep saying this over and over on repeat.. keep running Mike! You can't hide! When the time comes for him and he's STUCK with me? IT'S GAME OVER! Everyone knows it! His ass is mine! I've stamped that shit! It belongs to me!

Zach's bottom 3 were Chris, Ika and Mike before he played pansy and got away. Chris and Ika are the nominations now lolol but if someone comes down who the hell knows what Zach's going to do. I would like Neda to go up cause we don't talk and when we do I never want to finish. Idk something about her pisses me off. I've been told she's acting weird af with people but she never messages me. It's probably cause she knows I'm not going to play her stupid games and if anyone is going to knock her down a step it's going to be me. I still try and play nice.. but I don't want to!

I'm bonding more with Memphis and think he's an alright guy. He can hold a conversation unlike some people in the game! Ika is a DIVA and I think she respects my outspoken personality. I think she's the same way as me lolol she's got a little crazy in her eyes. Chris is as worthless as the last sheet on a roll of toilet paper. I couldn't be ASKED to talk to him cause I don't care that much. The replacements to me have proven they don't belong here. Luisa was a waste and Brian is a fuck up. Chris isn't doing himself any favors by being borderline anti social and if he gets nominated then he's got my vote to be evicted!

FINALLY being in a house with a Rachelle is the best thing. We are now #CODERED and an alliance. I want to go far with my new bae and I think she wants to go far with me. We want to work with Heaven and Ryan and be known as the Cool Kids Club. Such a stupid name lolol but I am ready for the CKC to dominate and send people packing. Heaven knows about the plans and wants to do it. We are going to run it by Ryan ASAP! Heaven could be in trouble but bitch better work and get that Veto and the same goes for Ryan if he goes up. Rachelle and I are going to hunt and slay whoever that girl is that won HOH in House #3 if she touches Heaven.

[pyramidhead]

Um, I want to hear more from this badass bitch, thanks. Make it happen.

[Sofia Valentine-Dutz]

It feels damn GOOD to be in power this week! I could hear the silent cries and sobs behind the fake ass "congratulations" everyone was saying to me, Heaven, Rachelle and Ryan lolol!

OH and speaking of them we got a nice development at the end of last round! The Cool Kids Club has grown to include Nick and Zach. Nick I haven't spoken a lot and he was in my dollhouse as someone I wanted to target! But I recognize that since he is an ally of mine now that he will be good for my game. Going after him later is still an option but using him now is intelligent. Zach and I hit it off which is unexpected af since we didn't like eachother in our season. His series helped us get along and we are using that this season to work together. I do NOT want him at the end but he is an ally and I will honor any deal with him.. unless he does shady shit like last time.

Ryan losing HOH and getting immunity instead is funny. Sorry bae! He's going to be pissed cause I know he wanted to nominate Drew but he wouldn't have been able to anyway cause he would have been in the other house. His ass is safe so he better not complain about it. Heaven is going on about how immunity might be better cause you're safe and you can compete next week and don't need to make your target bigger. TBH idgaf! I wanted to win and I wanted to make nominations. I hate sitting on my ass and not having a say in decisions. As soon as I got my key and saw my house I was thrilled! Looking at the faces I have in my house.. one name stood out to me the most.. you guessed it.. my fiance Mike! I had to share it with the rest of the house!

Sofia: Damn!
Sofia: No where to run?
Sofia: That must suck huh?
Sofia: What a magical week! :*
Keith: who are you
Brian: lol that's sofia
Keith: o
Brian: naturally
Keith: i don't think i have her screen name saved lol
Sofia: What a fucking clown
Sofia: Hey Brian!
Sofia: I heard you were too scared to talk to me
Sofia: I WISH you were in my house bae
Sofia: We could rekindle our fire from Season 7
Heaven: playyy niceeeee x:
Sofia: No thank you
Brian: dat fire's burning up the night, baby
Sofia: Yeah it admittedly kindsa is
Keith: sofia are you sad?
Keith: you can't nominate me
Sofia: You aren't a thought in my mind
Sofia: Sorry

Who the FUCK is Keith? SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS CLOWN IS? Shouldn't he be off giving fake points for a HOH competition he's never going to win? Get the hell out of HERE! I'm sorry Keith's bitter af that he got nominated but I stand by my nomination. Keith is a turd who makes pitiful attempts at being funny. Who is encouraging him to post? His point shit is tired just like his social game and I have YET to laugh at a single thing he's said. Him thinking that I'd waste a week on targeting him now is hilarious af. Nice record Keith.. a 0-9 loss in a finale? Only you could make that a possibility. Wonder how that happened!

Rachelle and I talked briefly cause she was at work but I am putting up Mike and she wants to put up Matt. These would be our pawns? Now listen.. you know I hate Mike with the power of a thousand suns but I know that is a PERSONAL move. While I wish I could get him the fuck out.. is that a good move for me? PERSONALLY yeah! STRATEGICALLY no! If he does go no complaints, cause I am putting him up, but the opportunity to backdoor a player like Drew is what interests me. I don't know who I would put up with Mike but I'm thinking Boog, Candice or Neda. I am thinking Neda cause she sucks ass and she pisses me off trying to give me subtle digs. Bitch please. I'd slap her to knock her back into place but I don't want to get mediocrity on my hand. She sucks at comps and I could still remain HOH with her and Mike nominated?

I confronted Boog about the shit I've been hearing about her wanting to come after competition threats. She denied LOL which is no surprise! I don't believe her but I tried to make a deal out of it. IF I keep her safe she better repay the favor. I didn't tell her names but I told her I wanted to give her a chance to defend herself without posting a nomination ceremony and not giving her a chance to have a say. That shit is WEAK! She knows her name is floating around that she wants to come after all the challenge threats . She thought it was cause of the binary joke she made.. lolol no dollface. I can take a joke but I was told she said that SPECIFICALLY to someone and I do believe that she said it.

All I know is this week is going to be fanfuckingtastic and I can't wait to rain mayhem down on every single trick that steps to me the wrong way. Everyone should know by now to not mess with me. I don't have a filter. I'll hang your shit out to dry.

[Sofia Valentine-Dutz]

Jul 3, 2015 16:21:28 GMT -5 Drew Anthony said:

Won't be around on Aim.

We already knew!

[Shir]

Ily

[archer]

ily more than she does 

[pyramidhead]

No bitches. Sit down. I'm starting a Sofia Fan Club. Apply and maybe you'll be let in.

Now, I love your DR. I just need them to be more frequent. Thanks in advance. Ily.

[Colby]

Pete Yurkowski officially chartered this fan club in Shadow Survivor. [Aka I love her more than all of y'all] You ain't starting jack pyramid.

[pyramidhead]

Shut the fuck up "ya'll". **as camera pans to Pyramid Head rolling his eyes**

DAILY SOFIA LOVE

[Sofia Valentine-Dutz]

You guys keep me going.. what would I do without you? :')

[Sofia Valentine-Dutz]

I'm pissed cause the plan was to put up Shilpa as a backdoor but instead we have Drew up. Drew sucks monkey nuts and doesn't talk to anyone! The best part was he MAGICALLY APPEARED last night after being "at a party, be back later" for 3 days and started begging to Rachelle to not put him up! Have some self respect The reason I'm mad is cause Shilpa is a larger social threat. Drew does good in challenges but he's not around for anyone to take what he says seriously. If he makes you a promise it doesn't mean a damn cause he won't be around to uphold it. If he tries to campaign for something nobody will care cause he won't actively have your back! Shilpa is able to run her pretty mouth whenever she wants cause she's online all the damn time..

Shilpa likes to flap her mouth and it's why her ass gets booted earlier than she likes. The LATEST is that her and Candice were trying to get me up on the block this week as a backdoor LOL. Bitches DIY! DO IT YOURSELF! It really is starting to get to me.. it is so hard for me to keep my mouth shut and not go off on them. Shilpa always trying to start "friendly" conversation when I want to shove her greetings down her loose throat and Candice giving me hearts when I know damn well they mean NOTHING! Candice started up a chat with me last night and she had me on the edge.. I was SO close to snapping and telling her to fuck right off. Shilpa was at least smart not talking to me. Nick told me that she was asking if he spoke to me but she wasn't going to say anything to me herself.. smart!

Neda came to me and I told her I was using the Veto on her to rush the conversation. Neda is getting on EVERYONE'S nerves! She annoys me but I don't care enough about her to do anything about it. Everyone who I talk to about Neda has said all she does is troll and doesn't take the game seriously. It's so bad that Heaven.. HEAVEN.. of all people doesn't feel comfortable with Neda cause she feels Neda is poking fun at her or trying to make her uncomfortable. Neda needs to calm the fuck down! I told Heaven to ignore her but we know that isn't going to happen. I told Neda that she HAD to come down cause if she stayed up there was no way a backdoor plan could work with her on the block cause it would be easy af for everyone to want to evict her. She seemed shocked and I wanted to ask why. What do you expect when you're sending pictures of penis' and harassing players like Nick and pretending to be in other people's houses?

Do people not have self awareness anymore?



The other house is in SHAMBLES.. nothing went as planned over there and Ika is going home. Next week is serious as cancer and we need the right winners. The good news is me, Ryan, Zach and Nick can all compete. Speaking of Nick.. he's growing on me but I don't trust him as far as I can throw him. Him switching the target off Shilpa last night and onto Drew in the last few minutes had me side eying him.. WTF was that? Ryan is off doing god knows what. I messaged him on the board and the bastard said he's been sipping coladas and kicking back in the bungalow. FUCKER LOL! I wanted a week off and safety and be able to play in next HOH! He better win and make himself useful!

I have so many targets I can't keep up.. I'd update my dollhouse but that joint would be overflowing. I WANT Ash and the other girl who won Veto out more than ANYONE. I don't care about the cheating accusations but they are ENEMIES of me and my allies and I will NOT rest until they are evicted. I also will burst if Candice and Shilpa continue to play fake as a hooker's orgasm with me.. I will not and won't deal with it anymore. I'm fucking sorry but I can't do it. I TRIED TO PLAY NICE! I'm not going to be friendly to people when I know they're trying to fuck my game up behind my back while smiling to my face. They can grow a set and come at me.. or are they too scared?

[Sofia Valentine-Dutz]

Shilpa: I'm at work anyway so feel free to blow me off for now
Sofia: What are your thoughts on all of it? The week I mean
Shilpa: I mean I think people expect you and Mike to put up weaker players because you both want to stay HOH
Shilpa: Or at least people who are worse at competitions
Sofia: Yeah.. the BOTB makes it all complicated
Shilpa: I still owe ya from last week and I haven't forgotten that

OH SHILPA.. you mean when you tried to get Roro to backdoor me? That's a mighty interesting form of repayment dollface. I didn't know that's how you repay someone for not nominating your shady ass! The more she talks.. the more I want to pop off. I am SO mad we didn't get her out last week when we had the chance! When Nick made the target Drew I asked Rachelle if she was OKAY with it and told her Shilpa was STILL a bigger social threat than Drew.. but Rachelle didn't want to change her mind anymore cause she could "justify" putting Drew up. I GET IT but it pisses me off cause to me Shilpa is dangerous AF!

Shilpa: Though tbh I didn't suspect I'd be on your hitlist
Sofia: I think have my eyes on bigger fish right now bae
Shilpa: I guess I'm okay to be a small fish
Shilpa: I do realize we haven't talked lots of game but if you did want to bounce ideas or game talk off me I'd be happy to hear
Sofia: I'm after the people who make it known they want me gone or try to get me out. That MAY be a lot of people but the ones who say it out loud are the ones I'm coming for
Sofia: ..You and I are good if you haven't said anything

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! NO RESPONSE! This bitch! She wants me to talk game to her do I look like I was born yesterday? Shilpa needs to watch herself! I wasn't planning to come after her YET but if she keeps it up she's going to be in big ass trouble. I am getting sick and tired of the fake ass bitches in this house. I would tell her off but there is a chance i get dethroned and GO UP against Heaven or Ryan or Zach or something. I can't be going off on everyone! I DID make a deal with Mike that we wouldn't put the other up if we got dethroned. I am honoring it cause he's a waste of a nomination and I couldn't give two flying fucks if he was here or not but I know his body is quivering for the chance to put me up!

[Sofia Valentine-Dutz]

Sofia: Okay, doll
Sofia: It's time for Veto talk
Sofia: I've been campaigned to, to stick your up for reasons such as you're "after" me and all this other shit
Sofia: But to me, I see a bigger opportunity
Sofia: I don't know where you stand in the game
Sofia: I'd like to know from YOU, not from someone else
christine.brecht: Honestly, I'm kind of tired of people pitting us against each other... honestly, I don't have many connections at this point so me putting up Heaven was people telling me you, Heaven and Ryan were close and that getting Heaven out would be a good move
christine.brecht: Honestly, I wouldn't be after you at all.
christine.brecht: And I think you know there are much more connected people in the game... I would not be someone you need to worry about.
Sofia: Okay if I were to not put you up like people wanted..
Sofia: Would you do me a favor and help me get out my target?
Sofia: This would show me you're SERIOUS about not coming after me
christine.brecht: Of course.
Sofia: Actions speak louder than words and if you show me I can trust you then it's done
Sofia: Shilpa is going up.. she runs her mouth and it's enough
christine.brecht: I like her I will say, but I'm here to play and if that's what you'd like I will do my best to make that happen.
christine.brecht: I know she is very well connected.
Sofia: If you help me, I'll help you
christine.brecht: You have my vote.

See.. I can extend an olive branch. I can go out of my way to try and make amends and give other people a second chance. I told this bitch straight that her name was being thrown around for me to put up and backdoor. She typed and CRIED about not wanting to be pit against eachother. She said how everyone went to her and told her to put up Heaven but that she realized she was doing other people's dirty work. I know she said same shit to Heaven and told Heaven she didn't want to work against eachother and wanted to move PAST that. You'd think the bitch would want to honor what she's selling. AT LEAST FOR A DAMN ROUND OR TWO. OH BUT NO! NOT THIS WITCH! For someone who says "honestly" every other damn sentence she's a bold faced liar. I want to drop a fucking house on her! I HATE Kristin!

I asked her if I did her a favor in not doing what people would've liked to see, her ass going UP, would she do me a favor in return and vote out my target. Is that so fucking bad? SHE MADE IT CLEAR she was after players like me in her HOH.. so why should I NOT go after this bitch to start?  Crystal's done nothing to prove that she's changing her attention off me besides what she tells me. Unlike this insecure skank I didn't cave into PEER PRESSURE and actually talked to her about the game and what people have been saying and tried to make a REAL deal. But you know what.. this girl is ALL TALK, NO ACTION!

I find out MINUTES later that she's going around and is actively going AGAINST what I want and is saying 'fuck it' to my deal I proposed. HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT! I don't want to hear this ano-bitch cry when I come after her FOR REAL next time. I don't want to hear the fucking sob story that leaks from her dirty, lying mouth that she doesn't want to work against eachother when she VERY MUCH DOES! I can't WAIT for the day that this backstabber eats her own damn words about "others" having tons of connections and she has NONE! How is she going to feel when she sits next to one of those people in my next reign? HOW FUCKING GREAT WOULD IT BE IF IT WAS SHILPA? You reap what you sow and your ass is my number one target Kristina. Mark these words that I WILL have your head as a display piece over my mantle!