Freestyle by MC Magic Matt

[matt]

DROP THE BEATTTTTTT

(awkward white boy rap beat comes on softly)



Move aside Drake, move aside Meek Mill
I gotta diss track that's aimed to kill
Figuratively, not literally
Because there's a no violence rule in the BB house, You see?

UGH

Keep me in the house, I ain't lying
Cuz i'm gonna show y'all how to rhyme
I don't have the time
To explain why
You should keep me, grab a bud lite lime

Here we go, MC Magic Matt
Clean on the beat like a laundry mat!
Laundry mat, my name is Matt
That's two different types of Matts, Yas

YO

Here we go, ridin my bike
It's Magic Matt, forget Magic Mike!
Because Mike is not Channing Tat-Yum
If he was, I'd be like "Oh Yay-Uh!"

So vote for me, keep me around
And I'll continue to shut the haters down
I can't win at comps, but I win respect
With my super tough rap words on the internet

UGH!

This freestyle rap is ending.
But it's on flee
Keep me around
At least one more week

With my killa mic skills that'll put you in the coffin
Reppin Elgin, IL it's Matt FACKIN' Hoffman

You're welcome.

(Drops mic)

(The fans go crazy with excitement and appreciation for his musical wisdom)

(Panties thrown @ MC Magic Matt)

(Jockstrap also thrown)

[keith]

ok

[candice]

SPOILER: Click to show

[heather]

[memphis]

[boog]

I want a rap battle. Mike it's your turn