I was checking HOH on the way out to something I was late for so...I kind of panicked and was like "shit if I don't bid now I'm going to lose all my money, but if I take time to think on it, I'll be really late".
And besides, come on guys. You KNOW it's not me in a game if I don't panic rush through instructions and mess up like this. Plus, admit it, you're more surprised it took me until Week 11 to fuck up on reading instructions than anything.