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I kinda want to rebrand myself from last season but KILL ME ALREADY. Fuck these people. This game hasn't even started and I'm already DONE. If I have to hear one more time how excited someone is for this game to start........I FUCKING GET! I'm excited too, but if you're going to start a conversation with me PROVIDE SUBSTANCE. Shit, I hate small talk. There's 26 people here wanting to chat and ask how I am, honestly fuck off if you're not going to be interesting, I could give less of a shit. There has to be some kind of divide coming because the hosts needed the 27 cast members, so I honestly don't give a shit for half this cast until I know exactly who I'm dealing.

I haven't started a conversation with anyone in this game but lots of people have talked to me. I'm just that kind of guy, warm and approachable. Can't you tell? Anyways not many standouts. I've decided to drop the alias because I hate switching between alias account and I'm hosting a game at the same time. Luckily that has helped me find some people I already knew before hand. I've talked a lot to Boog since we kind of knew of each other before the game. Also discovered I knew who Nick was, so we talked a bit. And Casey added me on Skype so we talked as well. He lives like 30 minutes from me so we bonded and being in the GTA. Otherwise every other encounter has been the same and utterly unbearable. I guess one highlight is how I constantly make fun of Heather's last name. I mean DECKSHEIMER, how unfortunate.

Also both Zach and Matt have apologized to me for talking shit as Housecallers in RnF 9. LOL, for those who don't know after the season I read through the lovely Housecaller thread and liked every negative post about me. There was a lot, but I wanted to scare the people I'd be playing AS with. Honestly I'd have a lot more respect for those two if they just fucking owned it. Literally first thing they do is bitch out and come crawling to me. So #fake.

So now onto my season people. There's a lot of us. I was not in a good spot in my season because of my outsider status, but I think I'm actually decent with a lot of them now. Shilpa and I have settled our differences and are cool since she's playing in my series. I was good with Christine and Chris and still am. Ika is my gurl and I'm stoked she's here. But I haven't heard from Drew or Rachelle. Drew and I left on rocky terms because I was a big part in him leaving, but honestly I thought we resolved shit so I don't know why I haven't heard from him. Rachelle is shady as FUCK. She should be scared coming into AS so I don't know why she hasn't reached out to me. Honestly I have no plans on targeting anyone from my season, just because its stupid to take out the devil you know when there's so many you don't, but I will never trust Rachelle in this game. She's too shady and too selfish of a player. I still love that Ika beat her, karma was a bitch, hahahaha.

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SHOCKER!

I hate my house. I'm growing to hate it less and less, but ugh, its awful. I mean I literally can't remember half the people in it. We got the dud house. I almost pressed the button this morning, legit. I mean everyone I liked in this game is in other houses, but I've decided to flip that around into a positive. Maybe its good that I'm in the dud house. I'm with people I don't know so I have to build relationships with them. My other bonds will already be there, I just have to play with these scrubs for a while, and boy do we have scrubs. I don't know how some of these people have won because they suck socially. Like Heaven, hasn't even talked to me. She's gotta go. Also talking to Luisa was like talking to a patch of grass. I'd rather step on it and move on.

Of course I'm with Drew......again. We finally talked last night, I was super sketched out that he was ignoring me and he was pissed about RnF9 and me not saving him, but turns out he didn't know I wasn't using my Ash AIM and instead using my non-alias one. I don't know if I believe him, but we had a pretty long chat being all buddy buddy. I want him to think we are best friends again. I want him to trust me so when I vote him out again he doesn't see it coming. I know I got a lot of flack from the Housecallers for turning on Drew last time because he's a past winner and I wasn't all for that Drew circlejerk, but get ready to hate some more because I'm going to get this bastard out this season too. Not this round, not in the upcoming rounds, I'm going to gain his trust then slice his throat.

So I decided to stick with my group and Sofia as HoH. Sofia is legit the person in this house I've talked to most and its 100% because I'm an HoH kiss ass. Aint no shame in my game. I'll do what I have to do to make it through week by week. I think I should be safe this round, we click well because we're both ass holes. The rest of our house is so vanilla, but I'm sure the nominees will freak the fuck out or something. I'd honestly be blindsided to be nominated, I feel really safe, but worse case scenario I'm confident in my veto skills. Here's hoping I don't regret not pressing that button.

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I hate to be the person that's always complaining, but why did Heaven have to choose me for Veto. I was so cool with having this round off, it would have been a breeze. I could have had the night off, watched a movie, casually tinder, maybe even take a bath, but now I need to do some stupid puzzle. I don't even need Veto, I lucked out this round. This is one of those moments where luck plays a huge factor in the game. Had I been with Zach he for sure would have nominated me, like he did with Chris. Hell him and Chris are better friends than we are. Thank god I ended up with Christine. Free week.

Now that I'm competing in veto and have to do it, I'm going to try my best to win. I have a lot of respect for Christine and Drew, they both made big moves and I'm impressed. This stage of the game offers the least amount of risk this game will ever have. You could nominate someone, trying to make a move and literally have no consequences because of house shuffles or the gold button. You legit could nominate someone have them come off and then they wouldn't even be able to touch you if they win HoH. I think Christine and Drew realize this and that's why they're playing the fucking game. Zach decided to be a little bitch. Honestly, just look at past seasons, there is no nobility in Big Brother. Big Brother is about taking the sheep to the end, you just look like an idiot when you waste around targeting them (see Shilpa's demise). Zach going after Chris and Ika is stupid. I mean grow a pair. He is obviously targeting Chris because who the fuck would ever get rid of Ika, at least this early. Ika is super nice but a total joke. Also Zach and Chris are decently close. I just think Zach's being a little bitch and if I ever get the chance I'm nominating him for it. You want to take the bitch-route trying to not make waves, well you made one. This is All-Stars, nut up.

I hope we can win this veto and take Heaven out. Challenge threats have to go, that's just fact. I need them out so if I'm ever on the block I have a shot at winning veto. I don't care how popular they are or who likes them or who's their friends, fuck that shit. They gotta go. I want to surround myself with the weakest and loyalest people out there. I just really want to get an HoH to stir shit up, YOLO this bitch. Let's go, this is All-Stars let's keep it fresh, get the big guns out!

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I get this is All-Stars and a lot of challenges will be repeats, but why fucking even show up when the challenge beasts from past seasons are all just going to keep winning them because they're the same things they've done the whole time. How the fuck is anyone supposed to have a chance, this is so frustrating. We might as well just give Sophia, Heaven, Rachelle and Drew the fucking win now and be done with it. If we can't do a puzzle or post quickly or don't know everyone from the series because we're new or from Sausage Island or Shadow Survivor we're fucked. UGH 

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Considering everyone told me they were voting out Nicole, whoever chose to be a coward and not vote is a little bitch. It was probably Matt and he needs to nut up. Honestly so disgraceful. This is All-Stars, not the time to puss out. No respect.

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Someone is taking the fucking piss. We might as well just call the game right. We already have our Final 4. Does anyone else even have a chance? This has been more frustrating than playing RnF9 against that majority alliance. At least that season I had a chance at winning a challenge and actually doing something. Against these guys I'm a fucking sitting duck. I don't even care about the twist, that's how out of this game I am. They might as well just evict me at this point. Not like I can ever save myself against these challenge beasts. Tried my best in the last one, was probably my only chance at ever winning. 

I think the fucking battle of the block will start up this round, which is awesome because I love twists that make it impossible to take out big targets -___-

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Also to the PWs who are not doubt bitching about me complaining all the time, fuck you, I'm pissed and I'm venting and that's fucking ok. When the 3 biggest challenge whores who keep winning everything but talk to NOBODY win HoH I'm allowed to be fucking pissed, so if you have a problem with my complaining, don't read my DR this season. Or just hold off for this week because I'll no doubt be evicted by this bunch.

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LOL this round is fun! Now I know everyone probably hates me, one PW clearly showing that by liking Skye's comment, but I'm not an idiot I obviously have a plan. My whole gameplay is anti-alliance, taking out the big group that is running this game. Now that just isn't working out, because this game is filled with bitches who are too scared to make a move and are going to keep waiting for others to do it, but then target them after trying to make that move. I'm not someone like Matt, I'm not some little puss who is too afraid to take a fucking stand. 

I wanted to make a move this round, try to get Hayley to backdoor Heaven. Heaven is a challenge beast and this is the time where there is the most numbers to take her out. That's just logic. The problem is Hayley is a puss like Matt. Hayley won't make a move, she wants to let Heaven be HoH and take out Christine because Christine is a challenge threat with an opposing agenda to the series group think. Christine will make moves in this game and target the threats. Christine has been set up for a death sentence. She's on the block with Ika who is literally nothing. So they'd be fucked in the BoB, then once she loses she'd have to go up against Heaven for veto, which again huge odds against Christine. She's the clear target.

The way I see it, making it to the next round with both myself and Christine still in this game has very low odds, but its best odds are me vs Brian. If I'm against Brian I have more votes than Christine would have against Ika because Brian is the worst. All I would need is Christine, Ika, Keith and Heather. Plus there's a chance I wouldn't even have to compete in veto against Heaven who is most likely to win challenges. 

Also I was just talking to Brian and he is legit an idiot, he kept telling me "sacrificing" doesn't always turn out well. I'm not sacrificing myself, just I'm ok leaving over Christine does not mean I don't plan on fighting for votes to stay or throwing the veto. I just don't plan on fighting to save him over two people I know have my back. Simple as that. If worse comes to worse I get evicted, which is cool. I'm not as invested in this game yet, its still early. Keith literally told me that if Christine left I would have a new life and could be a floater. I'd rather claw my eyes out then waste months of my time being a floater in some ORG. I play to win and I play for power. I will never be a floater. Plus I can't stand the people I'm playing with. Love the hosts, but I wish I could just play a season where I'm not against this block alliance that feels so safe that they don't even need to speak to me. Whatever though, I'm less surprised that's a thing in All-Stars. I've already lost two people I wanted to play this game with (Casey and Chris) and there's no way I'm losing Christine. Either we both stay or if one of us has to go let it be me, but I'm hoping we just both stay.

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What comment?

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Him asking to do the challenge alone. I don't mind people being #teambrian I just like to read the hate about me in the Housecalls after the season rather then see the negativity while its going on. Based on your question I guess it was a misunderstanding on my part and I read you liking his comment the wrong way.

Also speaking about doing the challenge alone LOLZ at Brian thinking I'd let him do it by himself after I learned that was around. I'm not Caleb from BB16, I'm not an idiot. I posted my times and I messaged him being like what works for you and he had the audacity to sass me being like "I messaged Shir and she said I could do it alone, I'll do it whenever the hell I want" BITCH FUCKING PLEASE. If it can be done alone without the consent of the other teammate (which don't worry hosts I know it can't because that is crazy, but legit that is what we're dealing with, someone who thinks that something like that would fly) then I'll take the challenge. Brian if that's how shits going to work, I'll supercede your want to compete in the challenge and I'll do it myself, fucking idiot. 

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Yeah, just confirming he'd be able to participate alone if need be.

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The best part about my plan being not working and Brian winning the BoB is that I'm still safe for the week LOLOLOLOLOL. For me this outcome was always a win/win, but now I have some work to do, gotta get Christine off the block. Honestly it should be easy, Ika is known for crawling right up the ass of whoever is in power. Christine has a chance at winning comps and would actually nominate the big players everyone else is afraid to. If they keep voting out those type of people and they'll just end up in a spot with all these big players still in the game picking them off. People always spew bullshit about it being "too early" to make moves, NEWSFLASH its never too early, it's only ever too late. 

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I'm getting tired of the fucking hypocrites in this game who are going around talking to Christine about how me and her come off as a duo. Is that some big threatening thing? There's twenty fucking people in this game, are two people, one of which can't do well in a fucking challenge to save his life, that big of a threat? Everybody has somebody in this game. I just don't mind being open about it rather than all these shady fucks who are just squatting and biding their time.

Everything worked out this round, not as planned, but hey it worked out. Now I just need to do "damage control" which honestly I just don't want to do, so I probably won't. If anyone has a real issue with me they can fucking approach me about it. I'm not assed. Next round is a new round and I'm ready to go, ready to kick some ass and take some names. This round I'm voting to evict Ika because she's shady and untrustworthy. I can't trust her and I'd rather her just go to diminish the RnF9 people. Sorry gurl, but I just like Keith better than you #sorrynotsorry.

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Ugh it's always great when new HoHs are crowned and literally nobody talks to you -___-

I actually hope I get nominated because 2 chances at saving myself if better than nothing. With so many people in the house this round playing in the veto will be like winning the lottery. I just feel as though someone is getting backdoored this round. if they want to waste it on me then go right ahead, they'd be losers, but I bet they're going to try to get each other out. Also I can't be the only one that gets nautious when you see all the people kiss ass after someone wins HoH, posting all that horse crap. Like ugh can you try any harder at being a pathetic ass kisser, fuck me. I'm probably the minority in that, I just fucking hate fake people and I'm playing with 18 of them. 

I just messaged both Mike and Sofia about nominating me. I want a shot at trying to save myself. I don't want to get backdoored out, that is just the most boring way to go because you don't even get to play in any challenges. This way I could play in both the BoB and Veto, or maybe just BoB, who knows. Its just more fun then sitting around and not talking to anyone. Plus I at least have fate in my own hands.